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Monday, March 27, 2006

A Temporary Lapse of Insanity

OK people I'm back :o)

Back after my temporary lapse of insanity, where I'd entered the world of taken life far too seriously :o)

Back to the fifth dimension. A dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. The middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination :o)

OK and I promise never to think about that 'Too Seriously' thing ever again... (Truth be know it frightened me stupid!!!)

But I must just say thanx to a few people, who with their kindness, compassion, love and friendship have got me through my darkest hours. Firstly for those not mentioned below, u know who you are! All your calls, txts, emails etc. illustrated to me how many people out there care about me, that really helped and I really appreciate it people :o)

OK then... 'C' your generosity of spirit will be reward in Heaven (Just a shame your elevators going down ;o) ). Chris Moyles, for knowing when not to talk (and giving me use of your "Shag Pad"). My "Olds" for not understanding but loving and supporting me anyway. My main man Mr.2.Bellies for showing compassion and friendship above and beyond the call of duty when I needed it most (Rememeber dude, Guinness is the only true God :o) ). And lastly special thanks goes to Gemmak for being there for me, you are without a doubt a 24 Karat diamond, (Keep the Faith :o) )...

And if the Japanese Proverb is right "When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friends", then I must be really a fantastic guy ;o) Now can anyone lend me a compass? ;o)

Ciao Ciao
Confused from Chichester
I BLOG There4 I am

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Anonymous said...: The fifth dimension is a good place to be, your darkest hours are behind you, you did it man..... ur amazing.

You need a compass? Hey, you got it! ;o)

KTF always sweetie ;o) xx; 5:50 pm
gemmak said...: Ok you....about time u got some typing done! ;o); 2:45 pm

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D: "Who is?"
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"I know most of you have been where I am tonight: the crash site of unrequited love. You've asked yourself, how did I get here? What was it about--was it her smile, Was it the way she crossed her legs, the turn of her ankle? The poignant vulnerability of her slender wrists? What are these elusive and ephemeral things that ignite passion in the human heart?...."

"That's an age-old question; it's perfect food for thought on a bright midsummer's night. Hey, you said it best, Will: "Love looks not with eyes but with the mind, And therefore is wing'd Cupid painted blind." Yeah....."

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"Well one day I was at home threatening the kids when I looks out through the hole in the wall and sees this tank pull up and out gets one of Dinsdale's boys, so he comes in nice and friendly and says Dinsdale wants to have a word with me, so he chains me to the back of the tank and takes me for a scrape round to Dinsdale's place and Dinsdale's there in the conversation pit with Doug and Charles Paisley, the baby crusher, and two film producers and a man they called 'Kierkegaard', who just sat there biting the heads of whippets and Dinsdale says 'I hear you've been a naughty boy Clement' and he splits me nostrils open and saws me leg off and pulls me liver out and I tell him my name's not Clement and then... he loses his temper and nails me head to the floor..."

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"If u hold back anything Ill kill ya. If u bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, Ill kill ya. If u forget anything Ill kill ya. In fact ur gonna have to work very hard to stay alive. Now do u understand everything Ive said? Because if u dont, Ill kill ya...."

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"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. "

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The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

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Love comes when manipulation stops. When you think more about the other person than about his or her reaction to you. When you dare to reveal yourself fully. When you dare to be vulnerable.

Monday, March 27, 2006

A Temporary Lapse of Insanity

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