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Saturday, March 03, 2007

Fun In a Ford :o)

Veni...

Vidi...

Vici... :o)

And the upside of living in Cambridgeshire, there seem to be a very prevalent amount of very large Fords about :o)

OK lets see all you Girls and Boys with racing bikes, tourers or Harely's try that one! ;o)

Having Fun :o)

Ciao Ciao
Confused From Cambridgeshire
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gemmak said...: Boys and their toys! ;o); 7:45 pm
Lisa said...: Why would I want to get my Harley wet? That's the only question I have.; 11:05 pm
Anonymous said...: And there was I thinking fun in a Ford meant something entirely different - must be my well spent youth catching up with me; 9:31 am
Fletch said...: Gem... "The only difference between a Man and Boys is the Price of their Toys" ;o)

Lisa... My point exactly, think how many hours you'd have to spend polishing it after that one! ;o) (Oh that was Eloisas Annual Clean!)

Anon... Ahh I was always more a VW kinda guy in my youth... ;O); 10:46 am
Felicia the Geeky Blogger said...: hehehe that looked like a lot of fun :); 9:31 pm
Sublime said...: I just watched your UTube video... Hasn't anyone told you that you're driving on the wrong side of the road?? I'm referring of course to the "middle lane" you seem to have created...lol.

Gem should ride with you all the time, at least then you might take more care not to kill yourself on it!

Take care,
Sublime; 11:58 am
Fletch said...: Sublime...

It's called the "Moses Effect"...

You scream up behind a queue of traffic and watch them Part... Usually due to fear ;o)

Ciao Ciao
Moi; 3:18 pm

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Saturday, March 03, 2007

Fun In a Ford :o)

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