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Wednesday, January 18, 2006

OK as its my Birthday, and as I haven't put a BLOG entry in forever, heres a 'filler' someone sent me... (And said I wouldn't do !!! PAhhh :-) )

Four U.S. Cities that You'd Visit in a Heartbeat
Moi...? Umm... America...? 4 Places... struggling... :-/ OK....
1) Fairbanks
2) Anchorage
3) Homer
4) Skagway

(Might not all be cities though :-) )

Four Funniest Movies (in no partic. order)
1. Life of Brian
2. Southpark The Movie
3. Austin Powers
4. The Holy Grail
4.1 Wayne's World
4.2 Naked Gun
4.3 A Fish Called Wonder
4.4 Mash

Four Tear-Jerkers (in no partic. order)
1. The Killing Fields
2. The Green Mile
3. Beaches
4. On Golden Pond

Four Most Romantic Songs
1. Forever Autumn - Justin Hayward
2. Angel in Blue - J.Giels Band
3. Fields of Gold - Sting
4. Son of a Preacher Man - Dusty Springfield

Four Songs That Make You Happy
1. Sledgehammer - Peter Gabriel
2. Beautiful Day - U2
3. Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
4. Credo - Fish

Four Favourite Singers/Groups (in no order)
1. Mike Oldfield
2. The Chillies
3. Rob Dougan
4. Ludwig Van Beethoven

Four All-Time Favourite TV Shows
1. Northern Exposure
2. Red Dwarf
3. Black Adder
4. South Park

Four Things You Love About Where You Live
'Love' No way... like maybe !
1. Flat is close to the Pub
2. Flat is close to the Sea
3. Flat is decorated Just how I want it
4. The area gets the most sunshine in the UK

Four Things You Don't Like About Where You Live
1. Its not in New Zealand... (Period)

Four Favourite Meals
Styles maybe... anything cooked the following way :-)
1. Thai
2. Indian
3. Chinese
4. Japanese

Ciao Ciao
Confused From Chichester
I BLOG There4 I Am

Monday, January 02, 2006

28 Days and counting.... Until :-)

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"I know why you're here. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer...."

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D: "Where is everybody, Hol?"
H: "They're dead, Dave."
D: "Who is?"
H: "Everybody, Dave."
D: "What, Captain Hollister?"
H: "Everybody's dead, Dave."
D: "What, Todhunter?"
H: "Everybody's dead, Dave."
D: "What, Selby?"
H: "They're all dead. Everybody's dead, Dave."
D: "Petersen isn't, is he?"
H: "Everybody is dead, Dave."
D: "Not Chen?"
H: "Gordon Bennett! Yes! Chen, everybody. Everybody's dead, Dave"
D: "Rimmer?"
H: "He's dead, Dave. Everybody's dead. Everybody is dead, Dave!"
D: "Wait. Are you trying to tell me everybody's dead?"
H: "I wish I'd never let him out in the first place."

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"I know most of you have been where I am tonight: the crash site of unrequited love. You've asked yourself, how did I get here? What was it about--was it her smile, Was it the way she crossed her legs, the turn of her ankle? The poignant vulnerability of her slender wrists? What are these elusive and ephemeral things that ignite passion in the human heart?...."

"That's an age-old question; it's perfect food for thought on a bright midsummer's night. Hey, you said it best, Will: "Love looks not with eyes but with the mind, And therefore is wing'd Cupid painted blind." Yeah....."

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"Well one day I was at home threatening the kids when I looks out through the hole in the wall and sees this tank pull up and out gets one of Dinsdale's boys, so he comes in nice and friendly and says Dinsdale wants to have a word with me, so he chains me to the back of the tank and takes me for a scrape round to Dinsdale's place and Dinsdale's there in the conversation pit with Doug and Charles Paisley, the baby crusher, and two film producers and a man they called 'Kierkegaard', who just sat there biting the heads of whippets and Dinsdale says 'I hear you've been a naughty boy Clement' and he splits me nostrils open and saws me leg off and pulls me liver out and I tell him my name's not Clement and then... he loses his temper and nails me head to the floor..."

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"If u hold back anything Ill kill ya. If u bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, Ill kill ya. If u forget anything Ill kill ya. In fact ur gonna have to work very hard to stay alive. Now do u understand everything Ive said? Because if u dont, Ill kill ya...."

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"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. "

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The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

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Love comes when manipulation stops. When you think more about the other person than about his or her reaction to you. When you dare to reveal yourself fully. When you dare to be vulnerable.

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