What would Jesus do?

So you're the son of God (how cool would that be!), now here’s the brief…

You’re on a little jolly to sub-Saharan Africa for a few days to top up your tan, when it’s pointed out to you that 22,000,000 million people (and that’s a conservative figure), 2,000,000 of which are children are infected with HIV/AIDS in this area. Of this total a very high proportion will die a slow and very painful death as there isn’t the funding for health care even to provide some dignity to their demise, let alone sustain there lives.

But there’s a bigger issue, over 2,000,000 new people are being infected each year, the epidemic is out of control in some areas and it’s decimating not only whole families, but entire villages, towns and in some cases cities.

(Kevin Carter - Pulitzer Prize)

And here’s the point to remember (are you paying attention), it’s transmitted by us humans doing what we do best (well some of us ;o) ), procreating.

OK JC, what would you do and/or suggest:

Option A:
Easy as, perform the odd miracle, probably involving fish, bread, the odd fig tree and some lepers, to eradicate the Plague completely from the planet, job done!

Option B:
Being the sympathetic kinda chap you are with a reasonable understanding of human nature, suggest maybe to stop the continuing spread one might use a flexible sheath device, made of thin rubber or latex, designed to cover the penis during sexual intercourse as a means of preventing the transmission of the diseases (that’s a prophylactic!), while enjoying the odd bit of carnal intimacy. A simple solution letting the meek peoples help themselves. And for those already infected, well as the top geezer heading one of the wealthiest institutes on the planet, donate a little more cash to help those dying rather than asking them for subs!

Option C:
Tell everyone to stop doing the most natural thing known to man, fornication, unless of course you’re are married, but then only with your spouse (forgetting obviously that this doesn’t help any of the couples already married where one or both are already infected. These couple will therefore go on to reproduce pre-infect children, so the cycle and spread is never broken). Ohhh and send the odd missionary over to preach this message tirelessly to those already infected and dying (“Well if you’d been good you wouldn’t be in this position now would you, you’ve only got yourself to blame”).

Right made your choice? Yes of course, it’s option ‘C’…!!! Well according to the latest communication given by Gods Representative on earth, the Pope… Here… Is there any wonder the guy has to drive around in a bullet proof car FFS!

OK, time for a little sing song I think… I’ll get you all started,

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Download the full tune here… Enjoy your papal'ness...

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