Neanderteen
OK 29,000 years ago something happen in the evolution of our species... Neanderthal Man ceased cruising the great ice-sheets for totty and tucker, and Homo-sapiens took over the reins as the dominant species on the planet....
In my new groundbreaking theory of evolution I intend to disprove everything Darwin and creationists alike have ever told you, it had nothing to do with survival of the fittest, nor anything to do with god(s). The reason we changed? It's obvious! It was caused by some snotty arrogant teenage cave-dude deciding he wanted to be different!
Boredom... He was bored with fighting other Clans all the time; bored with frequent casual commitment free shagging; bored of getting high on plant extract; bored of testing his masculinity fighting Saber-Tooth Tigers.
He didn't want to be like his parents; that was the old way; he was a visionary; he was a kind of Neanderthal Bill Gates, he wanted more. He wanted to be settled in one place; he wanted to own a farm with cattle and crops; he wanted small communities of friends to chill with; he wanted a committed monogamous relationship; he wanted to be 'extreme'...
The evidence... Look around you... Evolution had nothing to do with it, it was teenagers. And his kids he taught to want more than he had. He taught them to question; to demand bigger and better things; more cows; more crops; more friends; less drugs; less women; and over thousands of years teenagers shaped the world into what it is today.
So next time you see a memeber of the younger generation walking down the street with his homies being loud, anti-social, stoned and aggressive, just remember how far we've progressed in the last twenty thousand years because of them.
Then think about your children, these are our future, theses guys are going to question the Status Quo, push back the boundaries of knowledge, and force us all from our 'Comfort Zones' to progress our civilisation. Don't judge or criticise the generation below you for having different ideas from you, don't be so arrogant as to assume yours ideas are right. No, encourage theirs, let them do what they're destined to do.
As my old mate Albert Eistein said 'The important thing is not to stop questioning', never.
Have a Good weekend people :-)
Ciao Caio
Confused from Chichester
I BLOF There4 I am
In my new groundbreaking theory of evolution I intend to disprove everything Darwin and creationists alike have ever told you, it had nothing to do with survival of the fittest, nor anything to do with god(s). The reason we changed? It's obvious! It was caused by some snotty arrogant teenage cave-dude deciding he wanted to be different!
Boredom... He was bored with fighting other Clans all the time; bored with frequent casual commitment free shagging; bored of getting high on plant extract; bored of testing his masculinity fighting Saber-Tooth Tigers.
He didn't want to be like his parents; that was the old way; he was a visionary; he was a kind of Neanderthal Bill Gates, he wanted more. He wanted to be settled in one place; he wanted to own a farm with cattle and crops; he wanted small communities of friends to chill with; he wanted a committed monogamous relationship; he wanted to be 'extreme'...
The evidence... Look around you... Evolution had nothing to do with it, it was teenagers. And his kids he taught to want more than he had. He taught them to question; to demand bigger and better things; more cows; more crops; more friends; less drugs; less women; and over thousands of years teenagers shaped the world into what it is today.
So next time you see a memeber of the younger generation walking down the street with his homies being loud, anti-social, stoned and aggressive, just remember how far we've progressed in the last twenty thousand years because of them.
Then think about your children, these are our future, theses guys are going to question the Status Quo, push back the boundaries of knowledge, and force us all from our 'Comfort Zones' to progress our civilisation. Don't judge or criticise the generation below you for having different ideas from you, don't be so arrogant as to assume yours ideas are right. No, encourage theirs, let them do what they're destined to do.
As my old mate Albert Eistein said 'The important thing is not to stop questioning', never.
Have a Good weekend people :-)
Ciao Caio
Confused from Chichester
I BLOF There4 I am
Thoughts of Fletch @ 6:31 pm
At 9:07 pm, 
gemmak said...
At 10:15 am, Fletch said...
2Comments:
So, if chav-dude existed 29,000 years ago to make such monumental changes, presumable Burberry's were established long before thier royal warrant states!? ;o)
Funny...
Burberry is taken from the acient Gaul word 'Bulle-Berlue'. This can be found scibed on the walls in the Chauvet Caves in France ands dates back some 30000 year.
Roughly translated in means 'Balloon Head Twat with a Distorted Penis'.
:-)
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