Situations Vacant

COMPANY : GENCLOP
(Genetically Cloned Pussy)

Situations Vacant:

1 x Clinical Geneticist
1 x Biotech. Cloning Scientist
1 x Cattery/Kennel Maid

Must have own resources and funding, good sense of Humour, Smoker, like cats.

Position(s)/Company Overview:

To develop a breeding program for 'Big Cats', genetically engineered as to never progress past a physical age of 3 months old,[Therefore staying in a perpetual 'Cub' status, consequently being all cute, cuddly and extremely 'commercially' desirable]. Also the Cubs should be genetically developed with 'Built in Redundancy' [Say an average life span for each model of no more than 3 years, therefore creating a continuous market for replenishment. A bit like all MS products]. Cloning Scientist required for mass production of the units. Cattery/Kennel Maid: Female 18-22, preferably experienced au pair.

Hey, it's a good idea; people would pay thousands for a cute little Lion, Tiger, Snow Leopard, etc. that never grew up... Think about it... You would wouldn't you!!!

Investors: If you feel like investing in the project please feel free to donate large sums of money. (Please make cheques payable to myself rather than to the 'GENCLOP Company', as I seem to be having a few problems with the Bank).

Yep, you guessed it... I didn't win the Lottery again :-/

Ciao Ciao
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