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Tuesday, January 08, 2008

PC Post...

OK a polically correct Post... Not factually encumbered in any way. A Post in a fashion not to be at all genetically discriminating, nor gender biased with niceness deprived overtones, and that should not exclude those of whom might unfortunately find themselves metabolically challenged.

Furthermore, a post that in no way is biased towards melanin-impoverished; people of the mutant albino genetic-recessive global minority and also is not discriminative against any peoples who might be continuously intellectually impaired, economically marginalized or engaged in nontraditional espionage. Furthermore it doesn’t exclude any persons uniquely fortuned on an alternative career path, nor any gravitationally; visually; aurally; vertically; or ethically challenged persons. In addition, it does not exclude anyone altitudinally endowed, uniquely coordinated, certified as a past-life regression hypnotists, motivationally dispossessed, chronologically gifted, non waged, over-under-attractively gifted, bipedal, socially misaligned, PE Teachers or any persons who are just reality challenged.

Ummm.... OK Nothing to say now... Dum Dum Dum.... OK So thats was just a stupid Idea...

Right, has anyone got any idea what the Yanks are getting themselves all excited about with this election rubbish and the debate on who's gonna win...? BBC News Here...

We all know who's going to win in the end... The person with the support of the American Oil, Arms and Tabacoo Industies... It's not very complicated is it!

Ciao Ciao
Confused From Cambridge
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Anonymous said...: Wot the F**k is a "certified past-life regression hypnotists" ? :)

Hes back as cynical as ever and as ever, slightly amusing :); 3:20 pm
Fletch said...: Yo Anon... "certified past-life regression hypnotists"... Pot-Head :O)

Though I think my Favs are
"over-under-attractively gifted"... Really F**king Ugly

and

"metabolically challenged"... Dead!

Take it easy; 6:33 pm
gemmak said...: Lol..what can I say?....ummm NUTTER! ;o); 8:23 pm
Lisa said...: Oh for God's sake.; 1:12 am
Anonymous said...: Hey dude nothing to do with your post today, but do you know what day it is?
Yes the main mans birthday Mr Davey Robert Jones AKA DAVID BOWIE & hes a young 61 today now Fletch & looks better than you LOL:-)) & for all hes done for music and you know he has, and you have not mentioned it yet again on your blogg?
Dont give me the normal crap you do on this coz in the pub you have agreed he was very good! so happy Birthday Mr B from all in the UK.; 7:29 am
Fletch said...: Anon... I'm Not saying a word... :O)

BB... Obviosuly I would post something about DB 'but he thinks hed blow our minds'... Can't have that now can we! ;O)

Lisa...LOL! What? Come on, you know I'm right :O) Cash is King... :O); 7:33 am
Jack said...: I don't smoke, but I do drive and shoot . . . so, I'm going with the two for three.; 4:59 pm

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"I know why you're here. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer...."

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D: "Where is everybody, Hol?"
H: "They're dead, Dave."
D: "Who is?"
H: "Everybody, Dave."
D: "What, Captain Hollister?"
H: "Everybody's dead, Dave."
D: "What, Todhunter?"
H: "Everybody's dead, Dave."
D: "What, Selby?"
H: "They're all dead. Everybody's dead, Dave."
D: "Petersen isn't, is he?"
H: "Everybody is dead, Dave."
D: "Not Chen?"
H: "Gordon Bennett! Yes! Chen, everybody. Everybody's dead, Dave"
D: "Rimmer?"
H: "He's dead, Dave. Everybody's dead. Everybody is dead, Dave!"
D: "Wait. Are you trying to tell me everybody's dead?"
H: "I wish I'd never let him out in the first place."

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"I know most of you have been where I am tonight: the crash site of unrequited love. You've asked yourself, how did I get here? What was it about--was it her smile, Was it the way she crossed her legs, the turn of her ankle? The poignant vulnerability of her slender wrists? What are these elusive and ephemeral things that ignite passion in the human heart?...."

"That's an age-old question; it's perfect food for thought on a bright midsummer's night. Hey, you said it best, Will: "Love looks not with eyes but with the mind, And therefore is wing'd Cupid painted blind." Yeah....."

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"Well one day I was at home threatening the kids when I looks out through the hole in the wall and sees this tank pull up and out gets one of Dinsdale's boys, so he comes in nice and friendly and says Dinsdale wants to have a word with me, so he chains me to the back of the tank and takes me for a scrape round to Dinsdale's place and Dinsdale's there in the conversation pit with Doug and Charles Paisley, the baby crusher, and two film producers and a man they called 'Kierkegaard', who just sat there biting the heads of whippets and Dinsdale says 'I hear you've been a naughty boy Clement' and he splits me nostrils open and saws me leg off and pulls me liver out and I tell him my name's not Clement and then... he loses his temper and nails me head to the floor..."

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"If u hold back anything Ill kill ya. If u bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, Ill kill ya. If u forget anything Ill kill ya. In fact ur gonna have to work very hard to stay alive. Now do u understand everything Ive said? Because if u dont, Ill kill ya...."

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"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. "

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The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

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Love comes when manipulation stops. When you think more about the other person than about his or her reaction to you. When you dare to reveal yourself fully. When you dare to be vulnerable.

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

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