Last (Nites) Supper

Apology: On behalf of the TFIT Posse

I'd like to take this opportunity on behalf of the TFIT Posse to apologise to management and all the patrons of the 'Magna Tandoori' [Argyle Road, Bognor Regis], who we're present last night. Our deepest penitence is however reserved for the customers of said establishment, who, through no-fault of their own, found themselves sitting next to the Posse. They were subjected to an overwhelming volume of bad language, cheap sexual innuendo, and obviously offended so much at presence of Mr. Chris Moyles, they felt compelled to leave the restaurant. Our unreserved apologies, sorry, sorry BIG, sorry.

But it was all Dobby's fault, he started it! Him and 'Silver Beaver', they went off on one about 2-in-1 shower Gel!!['Bad Dobby']. After that it was bound to end up as sordid as it became! :-)

Oh and then Mr. Moyle's telling us how he Lost 18 stone in a day on the Ritz Cracker Beetroot Diet... [All material courtesy of real comics...]

Peter Kay, moved onto group recitals of Connolly, Eric Morecambe, Peter Cooke etc... It was in free fall... [Andre Preview !!!] LOL

[BC 'Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes...']

I think everyone in the restaurant got off very lightly. Just how bad it could of been if the Robo-babe and Mrs. Malfoy [whos leash on 'Dobby' was far too long last nite], weren't strategically positioned between the drunken mob and the rest of the humanity, we'll never know ;-)

Oh come on, what do you expect in a curry house after the Pubs have shut? :-) [Most Excellent Tucker, as usual though].

Have a gud weekend everyone... And Fred, Enjoy the States :-)

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