IT Support from "Relate"

Dear I.T. Support,

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble.

However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.

Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I tried shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiancee 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2004.

Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.

Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.

John Doe (User)

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Dear (L)user,

Thank you for your email reference Technical issues u've been experiencing in your VR system...

It would appear that these 'Bugs' have been brought on by your antiquated hardware not fulfilling some basic system requirements. We suggest you read the online help manual, 'Men are from Microsoft, Women are from Linux'.

These hardware issues should be addressed immediately as most 'Femsoft' applications have become more 'resource hungry' over recent years. Larger, faster more robust hard drives are required to fulfil their basic minimum installation requirements. The processing power from a new chip set should also massively increase the realism of the whole gaming experience for you.

Upgrading your existing operating system, Reality 95 to NewManXP should be an obviously first step. Most good firewalls and AV software should combat any problems you may of been experiencing with SoBig-BunnyBoiler and MyDoom2Emotional. Also we recommend installation of some spyware software as to avoid 'FemSoft' applications detecting you're downloading 'Dutchgirlsparty' mpegs. [Future Operating System upgrades should be planned for next year, replacing nmXP with LongerHorn].

Personally, I've now been running with Girlfriend [Robo-babe Northern UK English Config. 1.3] for two years now on a 'state-of-the-art' NewManXP Clone with considerable additional RAM and the Software seem very stable. Because of which I've put in place a upgrade path to Wife 1.2 for 2006 [depending on other systems configuration issues].

Hope this helps.

Bofh [Having a nice day]

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Two Years with the Robo-babe, gone so quick yet seems like forever, happy anniversary babe, love you :-)

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