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So what to BLOG about? Do Entries have to be ordered? Can they be chaotic? Do I need to make any sense at all? Do I ever? Can I tell everyone how 'The Da Vinci Code' gripped me over the weekend [Not Literally obviously]. I could BLOG about that? Bit Boring? [Not the gripping the book...]

OK then the 'Da Vinci Code'... Synopsis... The Good guy wins and lives happily ever after with the bit of strumpet :-) The End... [Orginal hey..?? ;-)]

OK Right, what to BLOG about now... Umm... Oh I'm diseased!!! Got some Skin infection... [Nice]... OK, so you don't really want to hear about that either [That was the Leper Post below ;-)]. Seems to be clearing up now though :-)

Right what next? Umm.. Oh I know, something that Niggles the Shit out of me!!! [You ready for this, it's a Big One!!!]

Yep it's adverts at Cinemas !!!! WTF is that all about !!!

I've just paid Six Quid to watch a film only to get bombarded by endless Malteser adverts !!! Fcukin Malteser's!!! As if I'm going to suddenly think 'Oh... I forgot my Malteser's', get up out my chair and queue for twenty minutes to buy some and miss the start of my film!!! [OK, maybe if they put the Malteser advert on first thing, I might nip out and buy some in a futile attempt to try and miss the 15 minutes of other adverts that I know are going to follow!!!]

And then, slotted in between the fifty different Malteser Ads. they decide to add insult to injury and play the most ridiculous advert of all time!!! Yep you guessed it... Its the Middle Class 'Swiss Family Robinson' who believe their 'Renault Meganic Scenic Rembrandt' thingy is a DOG!!! There it is, sitting on their drive wagging its little wiper blades, doing tricks, ahh... how sweet... NOT!!! [OK there might be other worse adverts, but this one jumps to mind at the moment]. So Question. If you we're that totally and utterly stupid as to believe your Car was a Dog, do you really believe you would have a job capable of earning you enough money to buy this nice house and a new car? No!!! I rest my case. [Can u believe some Ad. man got paid for that rubbish!!!!]

Trailers, now I can do trailers, trailers are useful. They save you having to part with any cash to watch all those crap American [Pie] film attempts at humour. Why? Because you know, you really really absolutely know, that they've put together all the best bits from the movie in the trailer you've just watched... :-)

OK Whine over... But Six Quid to watch adverts!!!! What they going to do next, slot the news in the middle !!!

And don't even get me started on the price of cinema refreshments!!! [Oh while we're talking about refreshments, here's a 'Top Tip'. When you select your particular tub of Hagan Daz to devour, don't pay for it in the regularly way. No, put it in a 'Pick-n-Mix' bag with the Curly Wurly things and get it weighed instead, should save you about a pound :-) Don't tell anyone I told you :-)]

Watch 'The Island'... It was much better than I'd anticipated and Scarlett Johannson was looking well foxy...

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